Peacemaker Drops NSFW Rumor About Superman’s Sex Life

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Peacemaker drops a very NSFW rumor about Superman’s sex life in Episode 5, “Monkey Dory.” Let’s just say you’ll never feel the same way about calling him “the Man of Steel” again… Still reading? Ready for this one? (WARNING: Peacemaker Episode 5 SPOILERS Follow!) Peacemaker and his task force crew sit down for a much-needed briefing on their body-stealing foes, the butterflies. Murn informs the team that butterflies enter the human body through an orifice in order to nest in the brain; Economos’ animated example suggests a particular route bugs can take: up the ass.

Naturally, seeing this lewd animation puts the gang on a youthful tangent. Vigilante is very offended by the “bigotry” of Economos who suggests that aliens are so “rude” that they don’t care to crawl human crap up their anus. Peacemaker counters that there are aliens who “have a poo fetish” – like Superman. In fact, according to Peacemaker, Superman “über liebes the old Scheiße, as I understand it”, which (loosely translated from German) means Superman “likes shit” (or whatever poop-based expletive you can fill in there).

Harcourt counters that Peacemaker’s assertion is “nonsense”, demanding to know where he fills his head with such notions. Peacemaker confidently claims that “Google” verified it.

[NOTE: Please do *not* start Googling “Superman Poop Fetish” unless you are in the privacy of your own home and alone time.]

Avoid any attempt to find out if there is a real debate here… Peacemaker jumps on a wave that another adult DC show tried to start. The Harley Quinn animated series made headlines last year when it was revealed that the showrunners wanted to include a joke about Batman’s oral sex habits (or lack thereof) with Catwoman in season 3. Warner Bros. and DC canceled the joke before it could happen. — but as the internet heard, it was an instant trending topic and a debate that has now fallen into DC lore infamy.

That’s all to say: rest assured that there’s every bit the same chance that Superman’s sexual preferences will be an equally… heated topic of debate. No doubt there will be plenty of jokes about whether Peacemaker’s lyrics apply to all versions of Superman, so we’ll have to wait and see.

Peacemaker airs new episodes Thursdays on HBO Max.

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